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There was this guy buying a horse. He saw one that he liked and he decided to try it. He reared the horse and it didn't even move a nanometer. The owner says "this is a special horse it will go when you say jesus christ and stop when you say amen." So the man Says JESUS CHRIST and the horse bolts away. They soon go into shooting range and the horse goes even faster. the bullets fly and he desperately thinks for the word to make it stop. He thought of it and said AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he found himself just balancing on the side of a terrifying mountain chasm. "Jesus Christ." he says